have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
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Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
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I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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