she woke up with a sticky ear
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
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you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
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He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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