real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
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I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
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Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
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