My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
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you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
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Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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