so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
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and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
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Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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