you would pick up someone in the library
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
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We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
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Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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