He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
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She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
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I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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