Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
i think i have herpe
just one?
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
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for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
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I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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