I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
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At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
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Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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