Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
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i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
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I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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