If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
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I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
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My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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