You're so nebulous sometimes
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
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So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
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my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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