is your mom at the bar?
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
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I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
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Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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