I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
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I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
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You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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