Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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