dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
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He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
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come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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