she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
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You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
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Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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