party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
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Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
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I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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