What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
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Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
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Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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