im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
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I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
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you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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