Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
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