He uses pillows to masturbate.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
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Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
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tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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