Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
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Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
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Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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