It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
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i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
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Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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