i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
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I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
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On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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