i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
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But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
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I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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