So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
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How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
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Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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