Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
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I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
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I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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