mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
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Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
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Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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