hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
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I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
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I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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