I could have mohawked her pubes.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
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it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
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My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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