I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
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I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
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So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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