If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
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Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
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I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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