She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
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Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
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Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I lost the right to judge tonight
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
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