sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
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me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
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there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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