sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
so let's talk penis.
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I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
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Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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