Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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