I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
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Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
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we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
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