before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
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they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
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oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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