She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
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we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
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I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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