The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
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On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
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So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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