I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
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please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
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Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
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