look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
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As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
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Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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