i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
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Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
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I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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