"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
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she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
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She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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