kristin has been a bad kristin
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
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I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
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posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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