Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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