I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
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It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
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Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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