We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
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Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
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do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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