So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Randomize