After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
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Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
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Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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